The Dreary cantaloupe

Vas' Happn. Mi llamo Kirby but Im auto-corrected to Lorna. I, blog stuff that I think is funny. Don't like? Don't follow ;* and btw I'm on team flawless and I'm addicted to the internet since '00

10knotes:

 

“It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.”

I will never not reblog this

always lol

holy spencer

selunari:

missmaccas:

oncelerlaughingalonewithpancakes:

keyvanh:

mktp-:

zombies

zombie break out

expectations: going around having the time of our lives killing zomibes

reality: running the fuck away from infecteds

fuck this moving to the middle of country

im sorry but

what the fuck is wrong with those 4 people.

Brb building a treehouse.  

Nope. 

“party rock is in the house tonight,” I sing quietly to myself as I lie in bed on a Saturday night and open another tab of fanfiction

dailyotter:

Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!

Help name him here! Via

was-hed-out:

I’m peeing myself

martymikalski:

SIRI

WHERE

IS

MY

SUPER

SUIT